You certainly can’t fault Christopher Nolan’s ambition. If anything, his intellectual ambition exceeds his reach. Memento was without a doubt clever but lacking something at a vital emotional level. His Batman films arguably up the IQ of the source material, perhaps in embarrassment — that whole business with the Joker using Gotham City to enact principles from game theory was rather laboured. And now we have Inception and…well, what do we have exactly?

OK, so Leonardo DiCaprio can enter peoples’ dreams, and normally does so to burgle information. Only, on this occasion, he’s been hired instead to plant an idea, in the hope that the son of a dying industrialist will break up his dad’s monopolistic energy empire. Which, you’ve got to admit, is quite the audacious concept. And Leonardo is supported in this act of inception by a pretty glam international team, in a riff on the heist movie that is itself a fairly intellectual conceit.

The bottom line problem is establishing rules for the dreamworld that the crew enter. Problem being, films need such boundaries for the audience to feel satisfied and not shortchanged, whereas I’m not at all sure my dreams have the kind of internal coherence and consistency that is the desired state of the dreamburglars. Sure, there is the potential of chaos in the dream realm, but usually it’s safely at bay, and instead the crew can exercise their skills in architect-designed inner environments that are certainly impressive, but don’t really feel like dreams to me.

The dreams in the films are certainly visually striking, but they’re cut from the cloth of mainstream thrillers. I don’t know about you, but I don’t dream in genres that often. Sure, there’s the occasional chase sequence or romcom moment, but the chase is likely to be perpetrated by lifesize plastic butchers from outside shops, and the long awaited kiss is with someone who turns out to be an orang utan. That’s how it is for me and many people anyway, so it’s clear that the principle reason for the dreams in Inception resembling thrillers is solidly commercial.

Which makes sense. The film has had hundreds of millions of dollars spent on it, and that money needs to be recouped. It’s a safe bet that the reason for studios risking their money on Inception goes along the lines of ‘Christopher Nolan makes his Matrix‘. And, you know, if he had done, I’d be up there applauding him.

But Inception has nothing like the power of The Matrix. Sure, it’s got an element of headfuckery about it — but it’s not nearly as exciting as the clear central metaphor that Keanu found himself faced with when he was offered a red or blue pill and entered into a Gnostic battle in which he was the hero. And, annoying though the intellectual aspects of the film might be, The Matrix was a good sight more interesting in that regard than Inception is.

All of which is rather a shame, since the raw idea of Inception is rather fabulous. But — like much of Nolan’s work — it succeeds more as spectacle than as emotionally engrossing story. Sure, there’s stuff here you really should care about. Particularly when you get to grips with DiCaprio’s dead wife, who lives on in his dreams and wants him to stay there with her. But she and the script are flat out not compelling. You shouldn’t need to be told this stuff — you should feel it, and I didn’t.

I suspect the key to Inception’s failure is seen early on. We get to visit the places that were special to the former Mrs DiCaprio when the two were married. We’re told that they liked the folksy human scale place where they started, and were just as attracted to a cold empty modernist office block of a place. Maybe if I got why people would like the latter I’d find myself more attracted to Inception. But I don’t, and I’m not.

A few years ago, a filmmaker I know was invited to participate in a celebratory evening to congratulate the local Film Council franchise on the wisdom of their investments in local projects. He and his colleague got up to pay heartfelt tribute for the support they’d received, and it made for a touching spectacle as clips from the film were shown while the director talked about the journey from concept to completion.

What is wrong with the picture described? Let’s start with the fact that the regional screen agency had precisely nothing to do with the film in question. Oh, its maker was a squash buddy of one of the big cheeses at the agency, but they had put zero funding into the film. The filmmaker was hoping for support for the film’s launch, and hoped to curry favour by saying how fab the film agency had been. But there was precisely zero formal relationship between film and agency.

Maybe I should instead tell you about the agency potentate who, on being asked to view the work of a promising filmmaker, believed the cinematography to be avant garde because she didn’t realise she was watching the DVD in the wrong format, and on that basis decided she didn’t want to deal with them. The same woman studiously avoided me until wind of something or other I’d done got to her. At which point she greeted me saying ‘I’ve been hearing good things about you…’.

Sometimes it’s better to be ignored. I’ve chosen these particular pieces of dirty laundry from an overfull basket because I’m mulling over the news that the UK Film Council is to be scrapped. There’s a statistic doing the rounds stating that for every £1 invested in film, £5 will come back your way. Which strikes me as an overoptimistic analysis of the financial performance of films with backing from the UKFC or its franchises. Not a week before, I happily retweeted something saying that there was a 2:1 ratio for money invested in the arts generally. Hang on? Film has a fivefold rate of return, but the arts in general just double? I don’t need to be an accountant myself to scent some screwy figures at work there.

With the UKFC out of the way, will public funding of films be out the window? No, since there is still the option for Lottery money to be put into them. And I feel happier about going to a Lottery board than approaching a regional screen agency, with its partialities and intrigues — and I speak as someone in their good books. Besides, if we really are facing unprecedented cuts in the public sector, I’d feel happier remioving money from a privileged layer of middle managers than from a hospital. Especially after witnessing the stunning quality of compassionate care that my father received during his run-in with cancer, which ended when he passed away in the early hours of Monday morning.

Anyway, I’m not sure that even in an ideal world I’d want much public investment in the film sector. I’ve met far too many precious arses who want to subsist from the public purse and have no idea what a paying audience is or how to attract one. And film really is about bums on seats.

Somewhere in all this admittedly muddled and biased thinking is the notion that I’d like to see an indie sector to arise in British film more along the lines of the one that America has got used to. A functional economy that allows filmmakers to get by through concentrating their efforts on quality work at a sustainable level. In America, that culture has given rise to some of my favourite films, from the work of the Coen Brothers to Michael Clayton. If that’s something that could emerge from what’s happening now, then I hope you’ll join me in a salute to the end of the UK Film Council.

So, that’s what football is about. The appeal of depositing a leather sphere into a goalmouth has never really been made clear to me. Growing up, I got the imprints about alcohol, girls, and drugs more or less sorted, but cars and sport were always a lost cause for me. I enjoy swimming, and have been known to knock a shuttlecock over a net, but that’s as far as it goes.

The idea of watching a film about football might seem baffling then. But I’d heard good things about The Damned United from people whose opinions I respect. Besides, it’s written by Peter Morgan, who among other reality based dramas is responsible for The Queen, which I thought was excellent. So, more reason to view. Besides which — for those who read the last entry — my father remains in hospital in a bad way, and distractions like tv and blogging are welcome.

Anyway, the story concerns male relationships, which is interesting stuff. And when you’ve got a protagonist as rich as Brian Clough, there’s no excuse for making a bad script. And Morgan’s is quite the opposite. Clough is a fascinating man, whose different aspects are perhaps paradoxical at first sight. He’s an egotist who brings the best out of others. A man with a thick skin who bears grudges — most especially against Leeds manager Don Revie. A singular talent reliant on a sidekick, in the form of Peter Taylor.

The double act of Clough and Taylor is what the film is about. It’s set in the 44 day period when Clough managed Leeds, having done a sterling job at bringing Derby up from the arse end of the second division with Taylor to talent spot unlikely but perfect players for him. Taylor understands the big picture and dynamics in a way that Clough doesn’t. For his part, Clough has an extraordinary ability to coax winning performances from his team through playing psychological jitsui with them.

It makes for gripping drama, Clough doing wonders at Derby and then losing it all in a feat of brinksmanship that sees him and Taylor heading to Brighton when Clough foolhardily offers his and Taylor’s resignation and the chairman uses the opportunity to rid himself of trouble. Clough’s ego is monumental, but it needs to be to drive eleven men to perform to their best, and to deal with the backstage politics behind it all.

Anyway, it’s not long before Clough is at Leeds — but without Taylor at his side. The players don’t take to him. His take is that they’ve only won as many games as they have because they play dirty. His job is to maintain the track record, but get the players to clean up their acts so they can feel good about what they’re doing.

It’s an uphill struggle. The Leeds players see no reason to change their hack and slash tactics, and don’t take kindly to Clough bringing in new blood to the team — choices that maybe he wouldn’t have made if Taylor were still his right hand man. It all goes horribly wrong, which is why Clough lasts just over six weeks at the Leeds ground.

Like I say, I don’t get football. But I get people. And this is a film about people in conflict whether they need to be or not. Clough’s willing to bring the fight to anyone, and not always wisely. His ambition needs to be tempered with Taylor’s genius for team chemistry. And ultimately the two get together again to fight another day — the film rightly concentrates on the period of Clough and Taylor’s fallout, before their ascension with Nottingham Forest, who they bring to unparalleled glory thanks to their unbeatable dynamic.

The last time I spoke to my dad, Ray, he said the story of his stay in hospital would make a good script. As ever, his ability to find something in the situation that I’d enjoy came to the fore. Even, in this case, when he’s suffering from cancer of the spine. A broken arm, the consequence of his weakened bones. And a chest infection that he’s finding it hard to fight because of the weakness of his immune system. I’m travelling to see him tomorrow, and maybe we’ll find out how that story ends.

My dad and stories go together. He’s told them all my life, and that’s a large part of where my love of stories comes from. When I was young, and Ray lectured at a university, many of the people he befriended were foreign students. I got to meet them, and hear their stories, and they too became part of my father’s stories. Babalola the Nigerian, whose mother was a village butcher, and instructed us to ‘feather’ the goat we kept at one point, and who on going strawberry picking with us ate pounds of the fruit when he discovered that pickers were allowed to eat them too, bringing back an empty punnet to be weighed. Seet from Singapore, who thought that the signs on the motorway with numbers in them depicted the minimum speeds that motorists should travel. Yogesvaran — Yogi — from Malaysia, who played hours long games of Risk and wooed Kamala, who was less than half his size.

And then there are the stories that Ray himself features in. Buying blouses and liqueurs at auction and keeping them in a garage at home, to be sold to a dizzying array of acquaintances. Installing an artificial tree in a pub on one or other of the jobs he acquired kitting them out with interiors, a business timed brilliantly as the breweries were looking to camouflage their profits from the Monopolies Commission and were chucking cash at the problem. Drunkenly snogging a woman not my mother on the roof of a golfcart careering down a hill in Switzerland on a family holiday. Calling his sister while she was alone at a friend’s place and saying he was from the pools company, and could she pass on a message to the lady of the house..? To be fair, he did leave enough clues in what he said for her to rumble the truth. But it was a surprisingly long time before they spoke after that.

And then there were the books that he passed on to me. I was given a set of encyclopedias that he’d read as a child, sturdy volumes with tales of Empire, and illustrations accompanying legends from Greek, Roman, and Norse mythology. Fantastic stuff, which fed my liking for the books of Henry Treece, and collections of heroic tales from different cultures. I’ve never got round to your actual Iliad and Odyssey, but I enjoyed the kids’ versions just fine.

And, thanks to my dad, I got a good education in films from an early age. I was haunted by The Red Balloon each and every time I watched it, which was lots. I followed my dad’s own childhood liking for Sabu, and it led me to The Thief of Baghdad which in turn opened up the world of 1001 Nights, which enthralls me to this day.

Later, in my teens, he took me to see Kagemusha, my first experience of Kurosawa. He’d caught the director’s samurai films as they appeared, at what were probably their only screenings in Birmingham in the days before arthouse cinema. We’ve talked film lots since then, part of the way we relate, and that continues to this day. He’s spent his retirement in fine style, watching a few decades’ worth of films he missed out on first time round, emphasising European and world cinema in the choices that drop through the mailbox once a week.

And now? My father’s story is coming to an end. Those are hard words to write. Harder to accept. But that’s how it is. Ray has led a better life than most, touched the lives of others in the process. Mine especially. And I hope I’m writing in a week that he’s making a good recovery, and will be with us for another twenty years. But that sounds a bit Hollywood to me, and that’s really not my dad’s style.

Pick a film. One with guns and knives in it. What are the chances that the first of a group of characters to die — whether from an army platoon or a street gang — will be black? It happens often enough that it’s frankly embarrassing: exactly what is it about non-white characters that makes it easier to dispense with them quickly rather than write them convincingly into the story?

Part of the answer is that filmmaking is overwhelmingly a white male business. There are few enough credible roles for women (especially those over 40): why would there be good ones for non-white actors? Depressing, huh? It doesn’t get much better when you think about the black characters that white writers come up with. Witness the phenonomenon of the magical negro…

Even the name makes my flesh creep…the magical negro is a character seemingly in touch with mystical powers, which he’s willing to put at the service of a white protagonist for whom he will sacrifice his own life. Stephen King has perpetrated more than his fair share of this stereotype — look at The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining and The Stand for filmed examples.

Magical negroes aren’t exclusively male — the Whoopi Goldberg character in Star Trek: The Next Generation is never short of a homily when she serves drinks in the ship bar. Oracle is another insightful black mama, in The Matrix, which also features Morpheus being black and portentuous. Were such characters three dimensional, there’d not be a problem here — the issue is that they’re formed with the same cookie cutter. If Morgan Freeman is to be believed, God Himself is a magical negro, at least if Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty are anything to go by

Much the same charge can be levelled at the martial arts masters and priests portrayed in western films. Whereas white guys over 50 can be adulterers, assassins, husbands and heroes, if your ancestry is Asian it’s inevitable that you’ll sprout a beard and spout wisdom. Nice work if you can get it, if you’re an actor…but the perpetuation of stereotypes helps nobody. Sure: there really are wise old heads of martial arts schools, but I’d lay money they’re outnumbered by mortgage advisors and civil servants and other people whose stories I’d love to see.

How do we change the racial cliches that tv and film perpetuate? I’ve taught writing classes to maybe 200 people, less than 10% of them non-white. But among their number have been some of the sharpest writers I’ve come across — one Asian woman has gone on to write a fairly well-received novel, a Caribbean woman and two Asian men have made short films, and I’m working with a non-caucasian filmmaker on a feature project.

I have mixed feelings about positive discrimination, but am all in favour of the BBC’s plans to increase the numbers of non-white writers working for the corporation. There’s more to it than that though: the whole culture of drinks-based networking is something that suits white males more than it does other people. If your religion prevents you from drinking, or you’ve got childcare to think about, a lot of industry events aren’t as welcoming as you might imagine.

It’s the 21st century. But I find that hard to believe when I go to a cinema to see a popcorn blockbuster in the form of Transformers and am presented with alien robots who have unaccountably acquired a taste for behaving like something from the bad old days of Black & White Minstrels. If you don’t get the wrongness of that characterisation, the problem of race and media is even bigger than I thought.

You’ve got to hand it to Warren Ellis: the man has a way with an interesting setting. And in Ignition City he’s come up with one that’s a summation of one strand of his fascinations. The titular location is a seedy sprawling urban blemish on an artificial island created to house the remnants of Earth’s dwindling space programme. That alone sounds great, and artist Gianluca Pagliarani does a sterling job conveying the rusting hulks of rockets and lunar freighters, home to former space heroes who eke out a hand to mouth existence in return for food pills that give them long term bowel problems.

But don’t get carried away with the physicality of this place: Ignition City is really a venue for ideas to take form. In this case, it’s a way for Ellis to contrast the glory days of science fiction, when futuristic rocketmen soared through the cosmos zapping aliens they came across, with today’s more cynical pluralist world, where those same aliens now run foodstalls that offer a healthier diet to the hasbeen rocket jockeys than the food pills they complain about so much.

Into this decrepit setting comes Mary Raven, a young woman seeking the truth about her father’s death. Starstruck since childhood by the astronauts and cosmonauts who were part of her dad’s world, Mary is understandably appalled by what’s become of the once shiny suited men, not least because it looks like one of them is responsible for killing her father.

It all kind of works, but not with the finesse that say Orbiter and Fell pull together. Having established what Ignition City is like, I feel that Ellis spends rather too much time indulging his partiality for somewhat gross scenes — the sort that his audience love but which contain some of the most tiresome of his writing tropes — and not enough on a more effectively plotted story than the yarn he actually delivers. Which is a shame: Ellis firing on all cylinders is a fine thing, and I’d like to see it happen more often.

Anyway, I’m glad that I ended up paying less than £5 for Ignition City: I can sympathise with Avatar Press, one of the smaller comics publishers, but a lot of their collected editions are close to the £20 mark, and I’m not sure that enough of them are worth it. In practice, it seems that Ellis’s Apparat novellas for Avatar, including his first brilliant collaboration with Pagliarani, the superb Aetheric Mechanics, the historical piece Crecy, and reflective literary tale Frankenstein’s Womb, are — with their smaller page count — better indicators of what Ellis can achieve when he truly disciplines himself, than some of his larger projects.

Ignition City ends at a point where Mary Raven has rallied the moribund spacetrash residents and got them fired up in a way that they’ve not felt for years. It’s a reasonable resolution, and it points to another installment of the story to come. Will I stick around for it? The jury is out. The writing is fairly lazy at times, and Gianluca’s art is variable — his background work is often excellent, but at times his figures and faces aren’t consistent, and there’s a mismatch in styles between characters and setting that I can understand from a pragmatic viewpoint but deprives the reader of the richer experience that could have been were the elements integrated more happily.

Truth is I want to like Ignition City more than I actually do. The idea of a town populated by grizzled space hacks is more entertaining than the reality Ellis delivers. It’s a conceptual space more than a realised one. I appreciate the idea, and the effort that went into it — but more effort could have made Ignition City a truly unique story.

Here we go again. Feedback time. When you’re writing a script, you need to maintain your belief that it’s good. If you didn’t, you’d be crippled by doubt about what you’re doing and never actually get it done. But once that first draft is done, and you’ve justifiably rewarded yourself for completing it, the journey recommences.

At this point what you need could usefully be called Wise Counsel. People to send your script to who will read it intelligently, whether they’re writers or filmmakers or whatever they are, and offer constructive feedback. It’s that bit of the process when, having sent off your child’s photo to the local paper for the Bonnie Baby Competition, readers send in letters suggesting that your baby is in fact the most pug-ugly creature they’ve laid eyes on.

Well, that’s how it can seem. But feedback always offers something of value, if only confirmation of the wisdom of sending the script to that particular person. Where my recently completed script The Devil You Know is concerned, I’ve in fact received very valuable and high quality notes from two sources: a filmmaker I’ve been helping to develop a feature script, and a producer who’s worked on some notable features and has more in her future.

Having sent the script to those two in particular, I’m in no position to complain about what they might have to say. But thankfully they agree that my script has considerable potential, even if it’s not attained it yet. Bloody hell — all these years later, and it’s school reports all over again.

More than that, both suggest that upping the thriller aspect of the story can only be a good thing. Which was a slightly contentious issue for me initially. The story draws from my experiences of a mental hospital stay, and as such is very personal. All very well, but I also want it to be a commercially viable feature film, and not a piece of self-involved drek. Moreover, both filmmaker and producer agree that there’s a rich story in there. And I can’t help but agree. Looked at again, I can see that there needs to be more work done on developing the crime aspect of the story. Currently everything is wrapped up neatly and it all resolves in a nice way for the protagonist.

At which point I’m thinking ‘how could I have not spotted that before?’. An easier question to ask than to answer. I like a degree of messiness in a story, and at the moment mine is too neat. It needs to be kicked about and scuffed, some of the existing plot elements developed further, and integrated with new ones that will confuse the situation the protagonist is in, making it even more appropriate that he spends most of the story in a mental hospital.

But of course, we all have 20/20 hindsight. Especially when we’ve been given notes by sussed people whose opinions count. So…back to the drawing board? Not quite. I can see the faultlines in the script more clearly now, and that makes it easier to work with them. There are a couple of minor characters in the busy scene that opens the story who could valuably play a bit of a role in making the scenario more complex, less black and white. Just the sort of thing I need to make the world that bit murkier for a protagonist who’s already going through hell. Poor bastard.

That said, the more he suffers in the story, the bigger the emotional payoff will be when his situation is resolved. When I stop tormenting him and let him finish the story with a metaphorical spring in his step, knowing that whatever happens in his life from now, it can never be as bad as what he’s just been through.

Unless the film does well. And someone suggests a sequel.